Thursday, October 13, 2005

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been  looking for a face  like yours!  
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been  looking for a  face like yours!!  

HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?  
SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!  

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!  

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!  

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!  

HE: I think I could make you very happy 
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?  

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!  

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?  

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!  

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!  

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.  

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.  

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.  

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.  

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.  

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF  SOME LAUGHS  
(and men who may appreciate good humour)

 

 

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