Sunday, June 10, 2007

Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally the other man said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter.
We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.
Later, my father married my step-daughter.
That made my step daughter my step-mother.
And my father became my step-son.

Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son.
This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.

That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child,
whose step-sister is my father's wife.

I am my step-mother's brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and
I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS !!!!!!!!!

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