Saturday, December 31, 2005

About the Trip

Aaah, what to say?? Well I don’t have the guts to say it all. I’ll just put it in note form.

Day 1: Shopping Mall then to the Doc

Day 2 – 4: Stuck at Hotel ‘cause of the cyclone

Day 5 – 7: Stayed with Dad for his leg treatment

Day 8 – 10: Spent in Bangalore. (Finally had some things to eat – Dad treated me with KFC all the 3 days, hehe)

Day 11 – 13: Returned to Chennai on the 11th day and got stuck in the Hotel. Got ill.

Day 13 – My State critical. Dad left me alone to go do the shopping, his shopping.

Day 14 – Went to see Doctor early morning to get some meds which would strengthen me so I can take the plane the next day. Hell. Meds and me?? Well, mustered enough courage in the afternoon so I could buy myself some things. I weren’t going to return empty-handed!!

Day 15 – NO MEDS work on me. But I still managed to get in the plane and back home. In one piece.

And now guess what?? Hahaha, I lost 5 kgs, yes 5kgs. And now I weigh only and exactly 50 kgs.

Well for the last trip I had lost nearly 12 kgs and never regained them. :( Hope I will put on some weight this time...

Friday, December 30, 2005

Back from India

Friday, 30th Dec 2005

Reached the Chennai Airport at 2h30 am and waited for more than 3 hours to get in the plane. I still don't understand why you should be at the airport at least 3 hours before your flight!??!

And the worst is when you have no more local money on you??! Or maybe when the police guys don't understand a word of what you are saying in English and talking to you in their poetic language to which you can just smile broadly and follow the hand gestures, which fortunately you understand. Pffft. And these Police craps don't hesitate at all!?! Thay made me remove my jacket and my shirt in such a crowded place...hey, well, the gals were impressed...that what counts, hehe, though I have well lost at least 5 kgs. But a little more they'd made me remove my pants too - there were metals fittings on them - thank god someone invented those handheld metal detector and, huh well, hands.

Why hands?? Well instead of making you remove your pants those police guys would "caress" every corner of your body. Yeah EVERY part! Well that's better than having to remove the pants in a crowded place like that, isn't it?

Well, the kinda thing happened in the last minutes of our waiting! Dad didn't sleep for 2 days just to check on me for the night. Damn ill I was. And so while resting his head on the sofa there, he fell asleep and we were on the 2nd row. Pfff....and there it went. He had to snore. Well not snore as snore but as S N O R E. What do you, as a son, do when everyone looks for "who's THAT?" Huh?! Naah sincerely I dunno this guy!! Stop staring at me..I dunno him, ok?

Oh my?!! Not that we didn't seek advice from an ENT...they all say its normal, purely normal. But I didn't sleep for 2 weeks too. Just for the 2 - 3 days he stayed up for me. Aaaw, he's so sweet my Daddy.

And now as usual I got my seat by the "wings" just like on the 3 other flights. AAARG. Ruins all the fun. You don't see a thing of what's going on down there. And worst was that this time I was just where the Wings join the body of the aircraft, that is just 2 seats behind the emergency exit via the wing. And that part is painted in white and you are to keep your window shut if you don't wanna get the reflected light right in your eyes. And now if you just treated your eyes, that's another problem. Woah, even the return way was fun, see? But everything seems so peaceful when you are up there flying...

Home feels dull!! I was very keen to get back but dunno why everything is so dreary! Aaaah. Doesn't feel like anything...there is no happiness at all. How long is it gonna continue like this??

Hell, but do I have a right to enjoy life or not???

L'Être Parfait?

Il était une fois un homme et une femme parfaite qui se rencontrèrent.

Après s'être fait la cour, ils se marièrent, leur union était bien sûr

La nuit du réveillon de Noël, ce couple parfait conduisait leur voiture
parfaite le long d'une route déserte, lorsqu'ils remarqu
èrent quelqu'un en
étresse sur le bord de la route.

Etant parfaits, ils s'arrêtèrent pour apporter leur aide.

Cette personne était le père Noël, avec sa hotte remplie de cadeaux.

Ne voulant pas que des milliers d'enfants soient déçus la veille de Noël, le
couple parfait pris le Père Noël et ses jouets à bord de la voiture parfaite
et l'accompagn
èrent dans sa distribution de cadeaux.

Malheureusement, en raison du mauvais temps, le couple parfait et le Père
Noël eurent un accident.

Seul l'un d'entre eux survécu, lequel ?

Voir la solution ci-dessous

Continuez de descendre.

La femme parfaite a survécu.

En fait, c'est la seule personne de cette histoire qui existe vraiment.

Tout le monde sait bien que le Père Noël et l'homme parfait n'existent pas.

Les femmes s'arrêtent de lire à partir d'ici, pour elles uniquement, c'est
la fin de la blague.

Les hommes peuvent continuer à lire.

Continuez de descendre (seulement les hommes, j'ai dit !)

Donc, si le Père Noël n'existe pas, pas plus d'ailleurs que l'homme
parfait, la femme devait forcément conduire, cela explique l'accident.

D'autre part, si vous êtes une femme et que vous êtes en train de lire ceci,
nous sommes encore en train d'illustrer une autre vérité :

Les femmes n'écoutent jamais ce qu'on leur dit !

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I want a Divorce or What really happened?

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making
love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"

The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen
to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young
lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and
allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed
and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
gain weight; the poor thing, practically
devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair
of jeans that you have h for a few years, that you can no longer wear
because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave
you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I
gave her the
pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just
to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the
expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker
wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.

When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her
eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use.........

Atwinix ;-)
( )
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Friday, December 09, 2005

Au lit l'autre soir avec ma femme, la temp�rature montait rapidement. Au
moment de passer aux choses s�rieuses, elle m'arr�ta et me dit :
�Non, mon amour, je ne le sens pas bien... �.
Puis elle ajouta :
" Je n'ai pas sp�cialement envie, je voudrais juste que tu me tiennes dans
tes bras. Tu n'es pas assez en phase avec mes besoins �motionnels de femme
pour que j'aie envie de satisfaire tes besoins sexuels d'homme ! �.
A mon regard �bahi, elle encha�na :
" Je voudrais que tu m'aimes pour ce que je suis et non pour ce que je fais
pour toi au lit ". Comprenant que rien ne se passerait ce soir-l�, je
n'insistai pas et je m'endormis.

Quelque temps apr�s, comme j'avais des cong�s � r�cup�rer, je d�cidai de
passer la journ�e avec elle. Apr�s un d�ner dans un petit restaurant sympa,
je l'emmenai dans un grand magasin de mode o� je l'invitai � essayer divers
v�tements sous mon regard int�ress�. Pendant un long moment, elle essaya
tout ce qui tombait sous ses yeux et parada devant moi comme une star.
Finalement, deux robes retinrent sp�cialement son attention. Comme elle ne
savait pas se d�cider, je lui laissai entendre qu'elle prendrait bien les
deux. A l'�tage suivant se trouvait le rayon des chaussures : une paire
neuve par robe semblait indispensable. Une jolie paire de boucles d'oreilles
lui faisait de l'oeil : hop, dans le panier !

Croyez-moi, ses yeux brillaient de plus en plus !!! Je la connais, je voyais
monter en elle une forme d'excitation indescriptible. Elle voulut m�me me
tester, voir jusqu'o� j'irai, car elle s'int�ressa aux bracelets de tennis.
Elle n'a jamais tenu une raquette, mais bon... Je r�pondis oui. Puis il y
eut quelques paires de bas, de la lingerie, un foulard, les rayons parfum et
maquillage et quelques bricoles.

Finalement, elle me regarda avec des yeux p�tillants comme du champagne, et
dit :
" Ca va �tre cher tout �a... On passe � la caisse ? "

Quand je r�pondis :
" Non, mon amour, je ne le sens pas bien... ",
son visage devint b�at d'�tonnement et sa bouche resta ouverte.
Je lui dis alors :
" je n'ai pas sp�cialement envie, je voulais simplement te voir habill�e
ainsi. Tu n'es pas assez en phase avec mes capacit�s financi�res d'homme
pour que je puisse satisfaire tes d�sirs d'achats de femme. "
Et comme elle me regardait avec des yeux assassins, j'ajoutai :
"Je voudrais que tu m'aimes pour ce que je suis et non pour ce que je

Et vlan dans la gueule!

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Love VS Marriage VS Lust



LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love".
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.

Love: When you take a bubble bath together.
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath.

Love: A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?”
Marriage: 4 Happy go.

Love: Giving your love some candy.
Lust: Thinking you are the candy.
Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet.

Love: A night out at the Symphony.
Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn.
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket.

Love: Talking and cuddling.
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep.
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands...

Love: Long drives through the countryside.
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.

Love: Sex every night.
Lust: Sex 5 times a night.
Marriage: Sex?

Sunday, November 13, 2005

$20 bill

A well-known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,

"Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you
but first, let me do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground
and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

"Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it
because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and
the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or
what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we
know, but by WHO WE ARE.

You are special- Don't EVER forget it."

Count your blessings, not your problems.

And remember: amateurs built the ark .
professionals built the Titanic.

If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Gods, and Indians!!!

(For those who didn’t understand: These two guys are in America; one is a, let’s say, a pure American and the other an Indian. And Indians got a lot of deities as you would know.)


There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So

named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked

everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got

around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good

morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest

where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her

all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw

Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love

to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the

next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????

OH, come on...take a guess!

Think about it.

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is

You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!

All yours,

Atwin ;)

Thursday, October 13, 2005



HE: I'm a photographer I've been  looking for a face  like yours!  
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been  looking for a  face like yours!!  

HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?  
SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!  

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!  

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!  

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!  

HE: I think I could make you very happy 
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?  

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!  

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?  

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!  

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!  

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.  

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.  

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.  

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.  

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.  

(and men who may appreciate good humour)



Imagination at its best !



From: Gonpot Preethee []
Sent: 28 September 2005 08:24
To: Ajiv Bholoah; Aman Maulloo; Bhagwant Shyam; Boojhawon Ravindra; Chandradeo Bokhoree; Cheeneebash Jairani (Mrs); Deera; Devianee Mulliah;; Kassean Hemant;; N Sookia; nalini; pravesh Bacorisen; Pravesh bacorisen;; Sooknah Reeta(Ms); Vandna Jowaheer
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Me, my, myself

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

FW: jokes


Atwinix ;-)
( )
Cheers . . .
>  A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a
>around her and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As
>the shower, the doorbell rings. The wife says she'll get the door
>downstairs. When she opens the door, she sees her neighbour, Kevish,
>mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form. He pulls out
>hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will
>the towel fall to her waist.
>She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.
>gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them
>will just let the towel go altogether. She thinks she has come this
>what the heck, and drops the towel to the ground. Kevish looks for a
>thanks her and leaves.
>When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and
>her who was at the door. She says : Just Kevish.
>The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me
>Do you Yahoo!?
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

What your Name, Month of Birth and Horoscope have to say about you...

What your Name, Month of Birth and Horoscope have to say about you...

Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.


Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ____expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ____expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.


Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.


Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .


Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)


Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.


Does your name begin with: I (mran)
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ____expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.


Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.


Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.


Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ____expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".


Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.


Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.


Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.


Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.


Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.


Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.


Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You ar


Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't


Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.


Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.


Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.


Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.


Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.


Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.


Ambitious and serious
Loves to teach and be taught
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
Likes to criticize
Hardworking and productive
Smart, neat and organised
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Loves children
Needs to improve social abilities
Easily jealous


Abstract thoughts
Loves reality and abstract
Intelligent and clever
Changing personality
Quiet, shy and humble
Low self esteem
Honest and loyal
Determined to reach goals
Loves freedom
Rebellious when restricted
Loves aggressiveness
Too sensitive and easily hurt
Showing anger easily
Dislike unnecessary things
Loves making friends but rarely shows it
Daring and stubborn
Realising dreams and hopes
Loves entertainment and leisure
Romantic on the inside not outside
Superstitious and ludicrous
Learns to show emotions


Attractive personality
Shy and reserved
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
Loves peace and serenity
Sensitive to others
Loves to serve others
Not easily angered
Appreciative and returns kindness
Observant and assess others

Loves to dream and fantasize
Loves travelling
Loves attention
Hasty decisions in choosing partners
Loves home decors
Musically talented
Loves special things


Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Good memory
Motivate oneself and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous


Stubborn and hard-hearted
Strong-willed and highly motivated
Sharp thoughts
Easily angered
Attracts others and loves attention
Deep feelings
Beautiful physically and mentally
Firm standpoint
Easily influenced
Needs no motivation
Easily consoled
Systematic (left brain)
Loves to dream
Strong clairvoyance
Sickness usually in the ear and neck
Good imagination
Good debating skills
Good physical
Weak breathing
Loves literature and the arts
Loves travelling
Dislike being at home
Not having many children
High spirited


Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken
Having lots of ideas
Active mind
Tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Good debating skills
Knows how to make friends
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds
Loves to dress up
Easily bored
Seldom show emotions
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Those who love me are enemies
Those who hate me are friends


Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed


Loves to joke
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defence
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends


Suave and compromising
Careful, cautious and organised
Likes to point out people's mistakes
Likes to criticize
Quiet but able to talk well
Calm and cool
Kind and sympathetic
Concerned and detailed
Trustworthy, loyal and honest
Does work well
Good memory
Clever and knowledgeable
Loves to look for information
Must control oneself when criticising
Able to motivate oneself
Loves sports, leisure and travelling
Hardly shows emotions
Tends to bottle up feelings
Choosy especially in relationships
Loves wide things


Loves to chat
Loves those who loves him
Loves to takes things at the centre
Attractive and suave
Inner and physical beauty
Does not lie or pretend
Treats friends importantly
Always making friends
Easily hurt but recovers easily
Bad tempered
Seldom helps unless asked
Very opinionated
Does not care of what others think
Strong clairvoyance
Loves to travel, the arts and literature
Soft-spoken, loving and caring
Touchy and easily jealous
Loves outdoors
Just and fair
Spendthrift and easily influenced
Easily lose confidence


Has a lot of ideas
Difficult to fathom
Thinks forward
Unique and brilliant
Extraordinary ideas
Sharp thinking
Fine and strong clairvoyance
Can become good doctors
Careful and cautious
Dynamic in personality
Knows how to dig secrets
Always thinking
Less talkative but amiable
Brave and generous
Stubborn and hard-hearted
If there is a will, there is a way
Never give up
Hardly become angry unless provoked
Loves to be alone
Thinks differently from others
Motivates oneself
Does not appreciates praises
Well-built and tough
Deep love and emotions
Uncertain in relationships
High abilities
Honest and keeps secrets
Not able to cont


Loyal and generous
Active in games and interactions
Impatient and hasty
Influential in organizations
Loves to socialize
Loves praises
Loves attention
Loves to be loved
Honest and trustworthy
Not pretending
Short tempered and egoistic
Takes high pride in oneself
Hates restrictions
Loves to joke
Good sense of humor


Turn ons

Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they have affinity for such people too . You will have to increase your pace to be in step with them. Remember they leave tortoises and snails way behind without even glancing at them once. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward persons. With them you can be your true self that is no pretenses (but don`t try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with Ram then you have to show your enthusiasm in all there activities (you can always yawn later!).

Turn offs

Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest you may stir a storm in a teacup. But instead do what you feel is right and of course do not take the credit for the work done well. Aries people are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling around with others in their presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be granted!).


Turn ons

Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. Judge the life with them from purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide. Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them.

Turn offs

Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may spend the whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. Do not press him into a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though this is on very rare occasions. If you have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have can take the cake when it comes to being possessive. They can be suffocating when being possessive about you.


Turn ons

Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his wits to keep the zing in the relation. They want to be mentally stimulated so you have to be good in conversing. Your sense of humor will get you a permanent residence place in the heart of a Gemini. Be more communicative with them and if you are good in this then you will never know how hours pass by with you holding each other`s hand.

Turn offs

Gemini`s like to do many things at the same time so if unfortunately you are the types who is looking for stability you may get disappointed. Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him, as they are restless and need change in life constantly. You should try to adopt yourself with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow against the current.


Turn ons

Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another moment they may cry or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love food so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart.

Turn offs

Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can take you with it. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things too so do not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold special meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action it would only lead to confusion.


Turn ons

If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).

Turn offs

Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags all Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let lion take the charge and remove all worries from your life.


Turn ons

Virgo`s are very methodical and have great sense of duty but are blind to their own faults so if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities (as it is they are not going to accept). Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers than physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.

Turn offs

Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of course they do so on there own. They are shy and reserved by nature and do not like to be cynosure of all eyes. Virgo`s have a secrets that virtuous as they are would not like to come out in open so even if you have the key to their secret skeleton closet hide it do not admit even that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, does not want to tarnish their public image.


Turn ons

Libra needs peace and harmony in all their relationship so help them maintain that. Venus the ruling planet gives them beauty and they have weakness for people who can compliment them about their beauty (you will not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra seek union and partnership in life. If you have Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful and pleasurable moments together.

Turn offs

Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence do not start an argument or discussion unless of course you are free and do not know how to pass your time. They hate to lose and most probably in between of discussion they may change their side too (remember scales can tilt) and still continue arguing from other side. Do not push your Libra partner into making decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons and may still not be able to come to any decision. Have patience!


Turn ons

Scorpio`s are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music in life with them. Scorpio`s are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life can be with them.

Turn offs

Scorpio`s are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio`s have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and you may be caught unawares. Do not flirt around in the presence of your Scorpio lover.


Turn ons

Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with their zest and enthusiasm in life. They can bubble with excitement that can be tangible at times. And if you share same interests and hobbies then life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone goes to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.

Turn offs

Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction hence do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on talking about certain things that may not even interest you but it is their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude) so do not feel offended by their talks.


Turn ons

Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you want to put your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties (that incidentally are many) The goat has to undertake to achieve the goals. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is very important in life.

Turn offs

Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their heart and pour everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. Capricorn is very tightfisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of anything on the contrary you will be well provided.


Turn ons

Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They have very broad outlook about life and you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarians lover interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you.

Turn offs

Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an Aquarius partner. Aquarius people are totally unpredictable. They can go to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very restless and get very easily bored. Though they are very friendly but do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they will never). They can be very detached and impersonal that you may find very strange. Do not be surprised by this unpredictable quality that may crop up often


Turn ons

Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).

Turn offs

Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not depend on them to make decision on important matters































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g. July

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i. September

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1. a- dark: sexy

b- light: sweet

2. a- go to a party: playful

b- go out to eat: romantic

3. a- pink: cute

b- yellow: loud

c- baby-blue: cool

d- sea-green: horny

4. a- surfing: active

b- skating: determined

c- sking: daring

5. a- old navy: preppy

b- pacific sunwear: fun

c- victoria's secret: sexy

6. a- California: you like being around people

b- Florida: party time in the Heat

c- Ohio: quiet, likes the cold

7. a- beach: tan likes the sun

b- somewhere cooler: pale and original

8. a- January: popular

b- February: lovely

c- March: loud

d- April: playful

e- May: chills a lot

f- June: happy

g- July: smooth

h- August: fun

i- September: quiet

j- October: out going

k- November: pimpin it

l- December: warm

9. a- Home: boring

b- Go out with friends: crazy

10.That person will fall in love with you!!!!!


0-5 people: your wish will not come true

6-9 people: your wish will come true within 6 months

10-15 people: it will come true within 2 weeks

16-20 people: in a day or 2 it will come true

21-30: sooooooo soon

30-whatever #: NOW



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