Thursday, October 13, 2005

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been  looking for a face  like yours!  
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been  looking for a  face like yours!!  

HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?  
SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!  

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!  

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!  

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!  

HE: I think I could make you very happy 
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?  

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!  

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?  

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!  

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!  

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.  

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.  

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.  

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.  

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.  

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF  SOME LAUGHS  
(and men who may appreciate good humour)

 

 

Imagination at its best !

 

 


From: Gonpot Preethee [mailto:pgonpot@uom.ac.mu]
Sent: 28 September 2005 08:24
To: Ajiv Bholoah; Aman Maulloo; Bhagwant Shyam; Boojhawon Ravindra; Chandradeo Bokhoree; Cheeneebash Jairani (Mrs); Deera; Devianee Mulliah; dinesh@uom.ac.mu; Kassean Hemant; lkwah@uom.ac.mu; N Sookia; nalini; pravesh Bacorisen; Pravesh bacorisen; robert@uom.ac.mu; Sooknah Reeta(Ms); Vandna Jowaheer
Subject: Imagination at its best !

 

 
 
 


 

 

His 'really' awesome story begins from here till it ends below..... Slowly scroll down and enjoy it!


 


 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY? 

SO DON'T BE TOO  WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING, 

TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO..... 

BROADEN  YOUR VIEW, BROADEN  YOUR MIND, 

DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH  ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU, 

DO TREASURE  YOUR LOVED ONES, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY, 

ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY.......  ENJOY  THE SUNSHINE ... 

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS..... 


 

 

 

Harvard Maths....

RELIABLE CALCULATION CALCULATED BY MEN…..

 


 

 

Wednesday, October 05, 2005


Me, my, myself
Atwinix

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

FW: jokes





Lol
Enjoy



Atwinix ;-)
( http://whatisthereal.blogspot.com/ )
Cheers . . .
>
>TOWEL DROP.
>  A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a
>towel
>around her and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As
>he
>enters
>the shower, the doorbell rings. The wife says she'll get the door
>and
>goes
>downstairs. When she opens the door, she sees her neighbour, Kevish,
>whose
>mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form. He pulls out
>two
>one
>hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will
>just
>let
>the towel fall to her waist.
>She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.
>Kevish
>gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them
>if
>she
>will just let the towel go altogether. She thinks she has come this
>far
>so,
>what the heck, and drops the towel to the ground. Kevish looks for a
>minute,
>thanks her and leaves.
>When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and
>asks
>her who was at the door. She says : Just Kevish.
>The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me
>?"
>
>
>
>---------------------------------
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